Weather Channel Junkie

What is it about that blue screen?
That’s so comfortable and mesmerizing?
Out in the rain along a front,
I’m here and somewhere else all at once
All my friends say that I’m wasting my time
But they don’t know the beauty
Of a well formed frontal boundary line
You can take your CNN and HBO
Leave me with my forecast highs and lows
I’m a weather channel junkie
I don’t care if everybody knows

Local forecast at the top of the hour
It’s your five-day weekly planner
I can see so far in advance
When it’s gonna rain and what’s the chance
And if it’s sunny where I used to live
And it’s bonus time cause Jeanetta Jones
Is giving a special weather tip
You can take your Starz and Foxes and Showtimes
Leave me on the thundershower line
I’m a weather channel junkie in a hurricane’s    tornado, flash flood, I’m feeling fine

It’s not really me blowing this harp
It’s a mini low-pressure system from the heart
I’m a weather channel junkie

Let’s check the forecast in some local destinations
And where the fronts are moving cross the globe
If I had me just one wish,
I’d be the guest meteorologist
All my friends say that I’ve lost my mind
But look at Jim Cantore in that blizzard
I bet he feels alive
You can take your MTV and VH1
And all that other plastic silicon
I’m a weather channel junkie
Satellite predictor of the sun
A weather channel junkie
Satellite predictor of the sun

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